Illinois Governor arrested...

Governor Blagojevich of Illinois was arrested on Tuesday. He was selling Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder so he could buy new hair.

Big 3 bail out...

Congress is thinking of giving the Big 3 American automakers a huge bail out package. One provision is that Congress will establish a "Car Czar" to oversee the Big 3. The Czar's first point of business is to put the Reliant K back into production. Watch out Japan.

President Bush to Pardon Santa...

President Bush announced today that he will pardon Santa Claus for kissing his mother, Barbara, 56 years ago. On a side note, Jeb Bush turns 56 this year.

John Kerry snubbed for Cabinet seat...

John Kerry was snubbed for a Cabinet post, but Obama did appoint him as White House toilet cleaner.

Messiah on the Rise

poster by sam flores

No birds were hurt in the making of this poster. Obama did eventually kick the ass of the guy dressed in the striped cat suit and screamed "Get off my side".

Old woman assaulted by gay men at rally

I am sure you have seen or heard about the elderly woman assaulted by some gay men at a Prop 8 rally in California. Here are some details of why it happened-

> Her shoes did not match her blouse.
> She was wearing Sarah Palin glasses.
> They thought she was carrying a cross, but actually it was just a big plus sign.
> She was looking for a date and thought it was Ladies Night.
> She asked where she could get the belly shirt that said "Better Gay Than Grumpy".

The Obama Supporter Let Down...

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are